I still have no life.

mattbellamysfolds:

“if i’m a person of color, i’m allowed to hate white people!!!!’

“if i’m gay, i’m allowed to hate straight people!!!!”

“if i’m a woman, i’m allowed to hate men!!!”

“if i’m trans*, i’m allowed to hate cis people!!!”

thunderumbra:

Title: Well That’s Convenient 

Rated: M

Chapter: 9

Ship: Batter/Zacharie (Batterie)

Got Chapter 9 for you guys!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/782683/chapters/1539153

AND: I gotta say the amount of feedback and Kudo’s I’ve gotten on this WTC is absolutely insane you guys have sent me to the top for the Off fandoms A3O’s as the most commented on and Kudo’ed fic in less than a month.

You guys… T.T

I feel so loved. Holy shit.

yES

only if when we go to consummate our marriage, you’ll tie me down onto the bed and then make walrus mating noises while reciting the gettysburg address at the third chime of midnight
then i want to eat peanubutter straight from the jar

littlebatteriethings:

oh man, oh man you know the one thing i need other than badbatterie petplay? a king!batter au

as in, after he kills vader eloha, the batter rightfully takes his place as some corrupt king in the purified zones (tho rly, ruling over nothing but blank white’s pretty boring in my opinion)

anyways,…

littlebatteriethings:

BATT ERIE HIG H SCHOOL AUS HOLY SHIT

no just listen to me it’s great. batter’s that fairly douchey jock, who has nothing much on his mind other than when’s the next time he can hit something with his bat; zacharie’s that sketchy merchant who seems to know everything about everyone (and may or may…

quattuorviginti:

timelordy-teganbreann:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

gave-you-my-numberrrrr:

through-the-motions:

oftardisandtimeturners:

wizards-have-the-phonebox:

watchyourphraseology:

bryndog:

sunlight-dies:

DOCTOR WHO THEME (ROCK VERSION)

FUCKING EPIC

I WOULD GIVE BIRTH TO THIS SONG’S ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN

someone help me I dropped my jaw and i cant find it

omfg

 YES.

take my tablet away and make me go to bed

please

before i ruin your shippe

ichinoue:

The thing is…

even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it.

even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.

even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it.

even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it.


You wanna know why? Because I fucking love my OTP. And nothing will change that.

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

askangelzacharie:

I play sometimes with Batter..

But he thinks I cheat…

I don’t…

Well not that much.

april-sky-blossom:

ah ah ah