April 2012
I have the sex appeal of a potato.
Every RP ever
Me: character, i love you, you are my favorite
Me: now suffer for my enjoyment
azuralunar:
nepetahussie:
this is the...
HEY MENA
menacant:
feralhyena:
We should rp on tumblr, that way we’d know each other’s replies went through
OKAY BUT I’M USING MY IPOD SO IT’S HARD. ; v ;
BUT AT LEAST WE CAN LIKE, RP WHENEVER ONE OF US IS ON ; u ;
Go see what's up with you once the Internet is... →
menacant:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
veri-pageofknowledge:
imaginary-jadey:
kanji-sexual:
soujizz:
” It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Taylor is now a god.”
time to put a plan to destroy the internet in motion
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Medi now meets people in-person.
Holy shit.
“It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Jadey is now a...
HEY MENA
We should rp on tumblr, that way we’d know each other’s replies went through
Watcheasygoingfish:
mynameisgrey:
addigot-moxie:
galaxy-hearts:
shoeshined:
When Asians attack.
OH MY GODS JLAFKJkasefklawjEKLTAJ
HIS TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS
I WANT TO BE HIM OMG
BEST VIDEO IVE SEEN SINCE FOREVER AKFDLKFJASLF
I LOVE ORPHEUS SO MUCH
aviaptor-allyn:
I WANT TO PET HIM
BRUSH HIS HAIR
SING WITH HIM
GIVE HIM COOKIES AND CUPCAKES
AND POLISH HIM
AND
GIVE HIM POPTARTS
AND WATCH HIM TWEET WITH BIRDS
AND CHITTER
OH MY GOD I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
AND KISSIES?
what is the phobia for being afraid of mirrors...
nignoramus:
starving-african:
pretty sure I have that
its called ugly
Watchmeowbitcheslovemcr:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
ALWAYS REBLOG MUSICAL SQUARES
YOU HAVE NOT LIVED IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS YET
oh… my…. fucking…. god
I think I am in love.
OH MY SWEET MUSICAL LORD O.O………….
Holy shit reblog.
i am making the best music ever right now I AM GOD
i looked up cats the musical gifs and got this:
mungo-jerrie:
rumpel-teazer:
Lmfao
The drummer is smacking himself in the face, yes
averyepicprince:
winkwonkwank:
My new morning...
Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
jordanify asked: ALYSSA THAT WAS Fucking hilarious ok bUT I CANT BELIEVE YOU ANSWERED THEM ALL. IT WAS A JOKE OMFG
jordanify asked: 1-81 ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ #YOLO
5 tags
Did some practice with reflection :D
Ohh, these look really fun ;-)
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>,
38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
Reblog and see what numbers your followers send you!
johnsbutt:
franfine:
what if you just crab walked away from someone after an argument
What is your Homestuck introduction? →
averyepicprince:
goodknight2sday:
owarii:
kingkimochi:
Your name is Kimmy. Boy do you like MAGIC. You also DRAW but fail at it. What will you do?
ლ(థ益థლ) pretty accurate except i’m not /all/ interested in magic
Your name is Rii. Boy do you like YAOI. You also DANCE but fail at it. What will you do?
SCREAMS REALLY LOUD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your name is 2sday. Boy do you like...
Help me prove this to my friend. Reblog if you...
So I was reading creepypasta stuff when I closed... →
averyepicprince:
feralhyena:
I almost cried omg.
that would scare me more than the pasta
Yeah, well yOU’RE A DERP SO YEAH I CAN SEE WHY
4 tags
So I was reading creepypasta stuff when I closed... →
I almost cried omg.
seblaine:
in every blogger’s history lies a dark, dark past
their first ever url
Hehe, mine’s the same as it’s ever been
wunderbar2:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
reverendputty:
I was a fan of Obama, but not after reading this. →
menacant:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
dis-pandaemonium:
itcomesinblack:
breonlovesyou:
wow seriously Obama…
Wow…
…..What.
god damnit Obama. Stop it. we can use our Tumblr powers to beat this!
welp. Crying a lot now.
Mena„„, hOLD ME ; A ;
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you.
kawaii-roxy-lalonde:
timanustestified:
mcnuggiesebooks:
spectrumdreams:
obesecows:
datstridercestass:
blind-pr0phet:
i like friends
you can piss on me too
i’ll draw you guys vile homestuck fanart for free
im lonely guys I dont bite I purr and screach I purromice Im lonely
im a lonely shithead
we can go to ice hell together
pLEASE
I’ll roleplay with you...
The meaning behind your URL →
ricksantorummpreg:
ceruleangirl:
sweetsparkles14:
sixtynined-ler:
teeyanuh:
fivedayslater:
aeris09:
gray100:
aimingtobeaimee:
injacesandwillspants’s name means: 1) Owns a large collection of loli. 2) Giving up halfway.
aimingtobeaimee’s name means: 1) Gone down the wrong path in life. 2) Mankind’s savior.
gray100’s name means: 1) Suspected of being homo. 2) (*´Д`)haa haa
...
Pokemon me - What kind of pokemon are you? →
menacant:
vespiform:
sawbutt:
rumminov:
lizabiz:
chicksdigthephoenix:
ilikebruises:
rareredmeat:
jillian is a perverted Hitmonchan.
eyy
Kat is a drunk Cyndaquil.
seems right
Kam is a happy Metapod.
OK
Liz is a happy Butterfree.
Kam did you evolve into me
Rumminov is a drunk Jynx.
yep
Rachel is a perverted Mankey.
ah„
David is a gay Meowth.
how does it always...
tumblr is ruled by fandoms.
everydayiamcumberbatchin:
Reblog if you’re a part of them
