I have the sex appeal of a potato.
Every RP ever
Me: character, i love you, you are my favorite
Me: now suffer for my enjoyment
azuralunar: nepetahussie: this is the...
menacant: feralhyena: We should rp on tumblr, that way we’d know each other’s replies went through OKAY BUT I’M USING MY IPOD SO IT’S HARD. ; v ; BUT AT LEAST WE CAN LIKE, RP WHENEVER ONE OF US IS ON ; u ;
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menacant: there-is-no-pumpkin: veri-pageofknowledge: imaginary-jadey: kanji-sexual: soujizz: ” It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Taylor is now a god.” time to put a plan to destroy the internet in motion It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Medi now meets people in-person. Holy shit. “It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Jadey is now a...
We should rp on tumblr, that way we’d know each other’s replies went through
easygoingfish: mynameisgrey: addigot-moxie: galaxy-hearts: shoeshined: When Asians attack. OH MY GODS JLAFKJkasefklawjEKLTAJ HIS TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS I WANT TO BE HIM OMG BEST VIDEO IVE SEEN SINCE FOREVER AKFDLKFJASLF
I LOVE ORPHEUS SO MUCH
aviaptor-allyn: I WANT TO PET HIM BRUSH HIS HAIR SING WITH HIM GIVE HIM COOKIES AND CUPCAKES AND POLISH HIM AND GIVE HIM POPTARTS AND WATCH HIM TWEET WITH BIRDS AND CHITTER OH MY GOD I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH. AND KISSIES?
what is the phobia for being afraid of mirrors...
nignoramus: starving-african: pretty sure I have that its called ugly
meowbitcheslovemcr: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS! ALWAYS REBLOG MUSICAL SQUARES YOU HAVE NOT LIVED IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS YET oh… my…. fucking…. god I think I am in love. OH MY SWEET MUSICAL LORD O.O…………. Holy shit reblog. i am making the best music ever right now I AM GOD
i looked up cats the musical gifs and got this:
mungo-jerrie: rumpel-teazer: Lmfao The drummer is smacking himself in the face, yes
averyepicprince: winkwonkwank: My new morning...
Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
jordanify asked: ALYSSA THAT WAS Fucking hilarious ok bUT I CANT BELIEVE YOU ANSWERED THEM ALL. IT WAS A JOKE OMFG
jordanify asked: 1-81 ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ #YOLO
Did some practice with reflection :D
Ohh, these look really fun ;-)
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>,
38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
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So I was reading creepypasta stuff when I closed... →
I almost cried omg.
seblaine: in every blogger’s history lies a dark, dark past their first ever url Hehe, mine’s the same as it’s ever been
wunderbar2: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
I was a fan of Obama, but not after reading this. →
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