frickingloki: d-a-n-n-y-p-h-a-n-t-o-m: am i the only one whos always wondered how did terezi type before she was blind um she used a keyboard
dragonsroar: hetero yuri yaoi nonshippers long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked
princekarkat: one of my followers has become a fish and it is the most adorable thing i feel privileged to have a fishy follower
yummytomatoes: why do i like karnaya so much and gamkar and karrezi and davekat karkatkarkat karakktkgKAR….
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whalebiology: so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom and… God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my...
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davekatwhisperer: what if hussie reveals all of the ancestors in one go and the fandom has a massive overload of WAHT DO WE FANART/FANFIC/COSPLAY/RP FIRST
so today this happened
sobbingforever: i was in gym and my friend layed on my and i had said “no stop that’s unkawaii” and no one understood except some asian kid. he looked at me an nodded his head in approval.
homefucked: dave constantly makes lame puns about their class. once in the middle of seducing karkat he announced that it was that time of . …….. …………. ……………….. ……………………………….. 2. …………………………………………. knight karkat promptly left the room.
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
joopi: i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until the smaller guy leaned over and whispered “charmander is my favourite starter too” and the big guy guffawed n kissed him on the cheek
aradiatime: 8tastic: i fucking hate you
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill