July 2012
grunkmas:
chuck is riding in mutt one day and mike is driving extra dangerously and super fast and chuck is like “holy shit mikey sloW DOWN!!!!”
mike slams on the brakes, completely disregarding whatever reason they were driving so fast, and slowly turns to stare at chuck with the most serious expression on his face while whispering
no
cussing
allowed
tommyguntherapist:
starshipharley:
musicproblems:
musicalmelody:
ladyallowyn:
OH MY FUCKING HOLY FUCKING WHAT FUCK WHAT AM I LISTENING TO FUCK
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE
This proves that anything can be an instrument.
((fucking bbc man))
… Oh.
me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
clintfarton:
i don’t think this worked
the way it was intended to
When People Ask To See My Sketchbook
pyroland:
What they expect to see:
What they actually see:
2pbouvet:
butyoudidnthavvetocutmeoff:
fagtree:
madoka is only 14 and has saved the universe and became god
what have you done with your life
what did you say bitch?
i became a god when i was thirteen
when i was thirteen
i had my first love
Lord English theory
aradiaterezi4ever:
eggybuu:
Okay, since Caliborn is so obviously related to Lord English.
And he shares a body with an adorably polite feminine personality.
does this mean
hold on just hear me out
does this mean
Lord English ALSO shares a body with an adorably polite feminine alternate personality?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO BE MORE LOVED BY ME
WHEN YOU ARE ALREADY DEAR?
kawaii
I HVAE A THREORY
shitsandgigglesbestblog:
effervescenthoopla:
i’m goig to analyze the homastakes now
so listen carefdully
lard englosh
has got
a hambuger on
his left leg
which means
hussie must be planning to make him
lord angus
“HOW CAN YOU EAT ME WHEN I’M ALREADY DELICIOUS”
I CNTA STPO LHAGUIGN
juilan:
Kids trick teacher into thinking a student is dead.
badcgijosh:
sierrahipsterbeck:
badcgijosh:
I’m never using the word “swag” again
i -
i really -
i really like this wow holy butts
h0odrich:
just accidentally stepped on two mating bugs at least they died together like romeo and juliet
colfersaurusrex:
Joking about two brothers having sex with each other is not funny and I must incest that you stop right away
REASONS WHY OTP MAKES YOU CRY
multitaskerme:
OTP can’t be together
OTP is perfect
OTP is awesome
OTP’s mere existence alone
OTP is the best
OTP being cute together
OTP drowns you into a world of fantasy
OTP destroys your sanity
OTP gives you an infinite regress of feels that you can’t even
me: i don't want kids
them: one da-
me: no
cumslut:
THE BEST PORN ACTING.
blueorchid33:
stillwatersofconsciousness:
imagine the sweetest guy in the world but he shouts every word he says
johnlaughingalonewithgushers:
rinatan:
I’M DONE OKAY YOU’VE FINALLY BROKEN ME
this was the exact emotional range i experienced this morning
right after having woken up
princekarkat:
dyinghere:
glittershorts:
bleh bleh have some scribs
oh
ot fucking p
bULE UNDERWEAR
timeanddivision:
sexyserket:
gamtavsexual:
samthemagnificent:
all-the-taurus:
;asJFPAIEROHWAERHIOAWHROIAWHROWHARO
THE SOUND WAS FUCKIN INHUMAN OMG
BABY NO
this is perfect
PFTHAHAHAHAHA
kindergartencop:
kindergartencop:
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